| Musical Performance | "Manteca" |
| Sketch | Toonces, The Cat Who Could Drive A Car Driving Miss Daisy |
| Show | Jazz Perspectif |
| Musical Performance | "Prologue (2Q's Rap)", "Back On The Block" |
| Sketch | Crown Heights |
| Sketch | Swimsuit Issue |
| Musical Performance | "The Verb To Be", "Wee B. Dooinit" |
| Sketch | Soviet Central Committee |
| Sketch | Dials & Gauges |
| Miscellaneous | We Are World |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz Live |
| Musical Performance | "Manteca" |
| Commercial |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spokesperson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | counselor |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | wife |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | husband |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | counselor |
| Mike Myers | ... | husband |
| Sketch | Toonces, The Cat Who Could Drive A Car Driving Miss Daisy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Boolie |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Daisy |
| Sketch | Dials & Gauges |
| Dana Carvey | ... | ferris wheel operator |
| Nora Dunn | ... | panelist |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Frederick J. Amalgamated |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | aide |
| Miscellaneous | We Are World |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Musical Performance | "Prologue (2Q's Rap)", "Back On The Block" |
| Sketch | Crown Heights |
| Kool Moe Dee | ... | Raf-San Cool MC |
| Melle Mel | ... | Raf-San Cool MC |
| Quincy D III | ... | Raf-San Cool MC |
| Musical Performance | "The Verb To Be", "Wee B. Dooinit" |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz Live |
| Miscellaneous | We Are World |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz Live |
| Musical Performance | "Manteca" |
| Commercial |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spokesperson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | counselor |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | wife |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | husband |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | counselor |
| Mike Myers | ... | husband |
⁕This commercial parody is removed in reruns. To fill time, a commercial parody from dress rehearsal entitled "Quincy Jones: The Movie Scores" is shown later in the episode.
| Sketch | Toonces, The Cat Who Could Drive A Car Driving Miss Daisy |
| Quincy Jones | ... | Hoke |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Boolie |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Daisy |
| Show |
| Quincy Jones | ... | Marion Barry |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Leona Helmsley |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Tammy Faye Bakker |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob Waltman |
| Show | Jazz Perspectif |
| Quincy Jones | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Claude |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Henri |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Musical Performance | "Prologue (2Q's Rap)", "Back On The Block" |
| Sketch | Crown Heights |
| Quincy Jones | ... | Reverend James Walker |
| Kool Moe Dee | ... | Raf-San Cool MC |
| Melle Mel | ... | Raf-San Cool MC |
| Quincy D III | ... | Raf-San Cool MC |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Rabbi Shapiro |
| Al Franken | ... | Ben Wasserman |
| Grafton True | ... | audience member |
| Musical Performance | "The Verb To Be", "Wee B. Dooinit" |
| Sketch | Soviet Central Committee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mikhail Gorbachev |
| Andy Murphy | ... | member |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with one from dress rehearsal featuring Quincy Jones as a psychiatrist who plays blues music for his patient Phil Hartman.
| Sketch | Dials & Gauges |
| Dana Carvey | ... | ferris wheel operator |
| Nora Dunn | ... | panelist |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Frederick J. Amalgamated |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | aide |
| Miscellaneous | We Are World |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Quincy Jones | 8 | 1 | |||
| Big Daddy Kane | 2 | ||||
| Tevin Campbell | 2 | ||||
| Andrae Crouch | 2 | ||||
| Sandra Crouch | 2 | ||||
| Siedah Garrett | 2 | ||||
| Al Jarreau | 2 | ||||
| Kool Moe Dee | 3 | ||||
| Melle Mel | 3 | ||||
| Quincy D III | 3 | ||||
| Take 6 | 2 | ||||
| Michael Brecker | 1 | ||||
| John Clark | 1 | ||||
| Robin Eubanks | 1 | ||||
| Fred Griffen | 1 | ||||
| Keith O'Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Dave Taylor | 1 | ||||
| Ron Tooley | 1 | ||||
| Frank Wess | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 2 | 2 | 2 | |
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | 2 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 7 | 4 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 1 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Bob Odenkirk | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parker | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Joe Shepley | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 1 | ||||
| George Young | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Grafton True | 1 | ||||
| 86 | 9 | 5 | 4 |