| Cold Opening | Prenuptial Agreement |
| Show | A Wench, A Wife and the Traveling Bootblack |
| Musical Performance | "Janie's Got a Gun" |
| Sketch | The Hospital |
| Show | Eye On Chest Hair |
| Musical Performance | "Monkey on My Back" |
| Show | Black History Moment |
| Cold Opening | Prenuptial Agreement |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Donald Trump Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Ivana Trump |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary Voice |
| Monologue |
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Robert Caminiti | ||
| Tracy Cooper | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | orderly |
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Conan O'Brien | ... | stage manager |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | orderly |
| Terry Rohnke | ||
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | Tom's body |
| Dave Wilson |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Campbell |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Show | A Wench, A Wife and the Traveling Bootblack |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Lady Smythe |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Olivia |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Evelyn Quince |
| Mike Myers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken |
One-Man Mobile Uplink UnitCocaine transaction in New Jersey |
| Sketch | The Hospital |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guy Still |
| Nora Dunn | ... | girl Still |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Tucker |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guy Still |
| Jan Hooks | ... | girl Still |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | nurse |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | guy Still |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | doctor Still |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Eye On Chest Hair |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Joel Siegel |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Martina Navratilova |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Gene Shalit |
| Mike Myers | ... | Kevin Stark |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Kenny Rogers |
| Tom Davis | ... | audience member |
| Cold Opening | Prenuptial Agreement |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Donald Trump Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Ivana Trump |
| Show | Eye On Chest Hair |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Randy Travis |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Joel Siegel |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Martina Navratilova |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Gene Shalit |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Kenny Rogers |
| Cold Opening | Prenuptial Agreement |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Donald Trump Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Ivana Trump |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary Voice |
| Monologue |
| Tom Hanks | ||
| Drummond Erskine | ... | Abraham Lincoln |
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Robert Caminiti | ||
| Tracy Cooper | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | orderly |
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Conan O'Brien | ... | stage manager |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | orderly |
| Terry Rohnke | ||
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | Tom's body |
| Dave Wilson |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Ludmula |
⁕The first half of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Barry |
| Aerosmith | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Campbell |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Show | A Wench, A Wife and the Traveling Bootblack |
| Tom Hanks | ... | bootblack |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Lady Smythe |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Olivia |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Evelyn Quince |
| Mike Myers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken |
One-Man Mobile Uplink UnitCocaine transaction in New Jersey |
♬Derek & The Dominos - "Layla"
| Sketch | The Hospital |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Jeff Morrow |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guy Still |
| Nora Dunn | ... | girl Still |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Tucker |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guy Still |
| Jan Hooks | ... | girl Still |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | nurse |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | guy Still |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | doctor Still |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Eye On Chest Hair |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Randy Travis |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Joel Siegel |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Martina Navratilova |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Gene Shalit |
| Mike Myers | ... | Kevin Stark |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Kenny Rogers |
| Tom Davis | ... | audience member |
| Musical Performance | "Monkey on My Back" |
⁕Steven Tyler sings "Get this fucking monkey off my back!" The expletive is removed in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tom Hanks | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Aerosmith | 3 | ||||
| Drummond Erskine | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Henry Kurtz | 3 | 3 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Nora Dunn | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 2 | 3 | 1 | |
| Jan Hooks | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Robert Caminiti | 1 | ||||
| Tracy Cooper | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Bob Odenkirk | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Terry Rohnke | 1 | ||||
| Michael Shoemaker | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 60 | 7 | 9 | 10 | 6 |