| Sketch | Gun Safety |
| Musical Performance | "Pump Up The Jam" |
| Sketch | Imaginary Friend |
| Sketch | Shuttle Launch |
| Musical Performance | "Get Up!" |
| Film | Hooked On Sushi |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Donald Trump |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Marla Maples |
| Sketch | Imaginary Friend |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Beverly Mendler |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Mendler |
| Jan Hooks | ... | parent |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | moderator |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | parent |
| Tom Davis | ... | parent |
| Jim Downey | ... | parent |
| Sketch | Shuttle Launch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | technician |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Donald Trump |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Ivana Trump |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | technician |
| Tom Davis | ... | police officer |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Tyler |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Grebno |
| Mike Myers | ... | Lothar |
| Robert Smigel | ... | older Jasper Voice |
| Cold Opening |
| Fred Savage | ... | Enid Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Donald Trump |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Marla Maples |
| Sketch | Gun Safety |
| Fred Savage | ... | Reed |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | mother |
| Kevin Nealon |
| Show |
| Fred Savage | ||
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Missy Stevens |
♬Van Phillips & The Connaught Light Orchestra - "Buffoonery"
| Weekend Update |
⁕Before Kevin Nealon's second segment, Dennis Miller accidentally calls him "Kevin Update".
♬David Bowie - "The Jean Genie"
| Sketch | Imaginary Friend |
| Fred Savage | ... | Doug Mendler |
| Kala Savage | ... | Jennifer |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Beverly Mendler |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Mendler |
| Jan Hooks | ... | parent |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | moderator |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | parent |
| Tom Davis | ... | parent |
| Jim Downey | ... | parent |
| Sketch | Shuttle Launch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | technician |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Donald Trump |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Ivana Trump |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | technician |
| Tom Davis | ... | police officer |
| Sketch |
| Fred Savage | ... | Jasper |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Tyler |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Grebno |
| Mike Myers | ... | Lothar |
| Robert Smigel | ... | older Jasper Voice |
| Film | Hooked On Sushi |
| Stan Egi | ... | cook |
| Michi Kobi | ... | waitress |
| Peter Yoshida | ... | cook |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fred Savage | 6 | ||||
| Technotronic | 2 | ||||
| Joanne Savage | 1 | ||||
| Kala Savage | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Perez | 1 | ||||
| Stan Egi | 1 | ||||
| Michi Kobi | 1 | ||||
| Peter Yoshida | 1 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 2 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 2 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 3 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 1 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 2 | 2 | |||
| 45 | 6 | 4 | 4 |