| Show | Eye On Chest Hair |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Randy Travis |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Joel Siegel |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Martina Navratilova#2 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Gene Shalit#2 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Kevin Stark |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Kenny Rogers |
| Tom Davis | ... | audience member |
♬Kenny Rogers - "Lady"