| Cold Opening | Dressing Room |
| Rob Lowe | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The backstage portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Cold Opening | Dressing Room |
| Rob Lowe | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The backstage portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.