Sketch | Cool Mite |
Andrew Dice Clay | ... | Johnny |
Dana Carvey | ... | friend |
Phil Hartman | ... | Maguire |
Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
Jan Hooks | ... | girl |
Victoria Jackson | ... | girl |
Jon Lovitz | ... | friend |
Kevin Nealon | ... | friend |
Rob Schneider | ... | friend |
⁕A crew member can be seen on the right side of the screen placing the Johnny doll on the stoop before the second instance with the dog. However, the dog doesn't bite the doll as planned, prompting Andrew Dice Clay and the rest of the cast to ad-lib for the remainder of the scene. In reruns, the shot is zoomed to hide the crew member, and the rest of the scene is replaced with the first shot of the dog biting the doll.