| Sketch |
| Kyle MacLachlan | ... | Angus |
| Jan Hooks | ... | customer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | customer |
| Mike Myers | ... | Stuart Rankin#2 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 01.20.1990 dress rehearsal, in which Christopher Walken played Kyle MacLachlan's role.