| Sketch | Spanish Pronunciation |
| Jimmy Smits | ... | Antonio Mendoza |
| Bob Costas | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dan |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kathy |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | employee |
| Mike Myers | ... | employee |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Robin Fletcher |
| Rob Schneider | ... | food delivery man |