| Commercial | Chia Head |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | scientist |
| Phil Hartman | ... | client |
| Jan Hooks | ... | wife |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | client |
| Chris Rock | ... | client |
| David Spade | ... | client |
| Terry Turner | ... | scientist |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | scientist |