| Sketch | Office Party |
| Sketch | Surprise Birthday Party |
| Musical Performance | "Sunless Saturday" |
| Sketch | Accent |
| Sketch | Cellmate |
| Musical Performance | "Everyday Sunshine" |
| Film | Football Days |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Arabian |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz Live |
| Sketch | Office Party |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tina |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Chris Farley | ... | Dan |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Tim |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sandy |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Ross |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Sketch | Surprise Birthday Party |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dr. Watson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Hudson |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Irene Adler |
| Mike Myers | ... | Inspector LeStrade |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sir Reginald Mustry |
| Sketch | Accent |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Laura |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Patricia |
| Chris Farley | ... | friend |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Nancy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | bartender |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz Live |
| Sketch | Office Party |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Tim |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sandy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Arabian |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz Live |
| Monologue |
⁕The Oscar-shaped candle that Jeremy Irons removes from his coat pocket is missing its head. Consequently, this monologue is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Office Party |
| Jeremy Irons | ... | Drew |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tina |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Chris Farley | ... | Dan |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Tim |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sandy |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Ross |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Sketch | Surprise Birthday Party |
| Jeremy Irons | ... | Sherlock Holmes |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dr. Watson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Hudson |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Irene Adler |
| Mike Myers | ... | Inspector LeStrade |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sir Reginald Mustry |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Razor Ruddock | ||
| Chris Rock |
Tips on seeing "New Jack City" |
♬Jimi Hendrix - "Fire"
| Sketch | Accent |
| Jeremy Irons | ... | Hegan |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Laura |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Patricia |
| Chris Farley | ... | friend |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Nancy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | bartender |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Sketch | Cellmate |
| Jeremy Irons | ... | Dr. Hannibal Lecter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mace |
| Chris Farley | ... | guard |
♬Howard Shore - "Return To The Asylum"
| Commercial |
| Razor Ruddock | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | roommate |
| Chris Rock | ... | Derek |
♬Daryl Runswick - "Boogie Takeover"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jeremy Irons | 7 | ||||
| Fishbone | 2 | ||||
| Razor Ruddock | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 2 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 9 | 2 | 5 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 2 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 2 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 2 | |||
| Chris Farley | 3 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Rock | 2 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 2 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Adam Sandler | 1 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | |||||
| Jack Handey | 3 | 3 | |||
| 51 | 11 | 8 |