| Sketch | Middle-Aged Man The Garbage Disposal |
| George Wendt | ... | Retired Man |
| Chris Farley | ... | Drinkin' Buddy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Independent Widow |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | housewife |
| Mike Myers | ... | Ed Miles |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |