| Sketch | The First Black Harlem Globetrotter |
| Michael Jordan | ... | Sweet River Baines |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Danny |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Louise |
| Al Franken | ... | narrator Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Abe Saperstein |
| Mike Myers | ... | Brian McManaman |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Robin Gadbaulm |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Jake Czyslowski |
| Rob Schneider | ... | commentator |
| David Spade | ... | Pee-Wee |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |
| Gary Newton | ... | player |