| Cold Opening | Clarence Thomas Hearings |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Strom Thurmond |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Anita Hill |
| Chris Farley | ... | Howell Heflin |
| Al Franken | ... | Sen. Paul Simon |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | spectator |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clarence Thomas |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Joe Biden |
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Chris Rock | ... | Long Dong Silver Live |