| Cold Opening | Clarence Thomas Hearings |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Strom Thurmond |
| Chris Farley | ... | Howell Heflin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Joe Biden |
| Chris Rock | ... | Long Dong Silver Live |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Anita Hill |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clarence Thomas |
| Al Franken | ... | Paul M. Simon |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | spectator |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |