| Sketch |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | Francis |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Christy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jim |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl Still |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guy Still |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill |
| Chris Rock | ... | coworker |
| Adam Sandler | ... | guy Still |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guy Still |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Christine Zander | ... | girl Still |