| Sketch | Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts! |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | Mylop |
| Dana Carvey | ... | advisor |
| Tom Davis | ... | scientist |
| Chris Farley | ... | soldier |
| Phil Hartman | ... | scientist |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Eagleboob |
| Mike Myers | ... | soldier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | general |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Krylar |