| Cold Opening | Jury Selection |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mark Strobel#1 Live |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Ms. Holcomb |
| Mike Myers | ... | Mr. Hensel |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Roy Black |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | attorney |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Ms. Patterson |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Mary Lupo |
| Tom Davis | ... | attorney |