| Monologue |
| Macaulay Culkin | ||
| Chris Farley | ||
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Mike Myers | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Julia Sweeney | ||
| Rob Schneider | ||
| Beth Cahill | ... | stewardess |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The shadow of the boom microphone is briefly seen on Kevin Nealon's forehead.