| Sketch | Bad Haircut Support Group |
| Hammer | ... | Malcolm |
| Dana Carvey | ... | husband |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bob |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | member |
| Mike Myers | ... | Jerry |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | member |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | member |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | moderator |
| Adam Sandler | ... | member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Eddie |
| Beth Cahill | ... | member |
⁕In reruns, Victoria Jackson and Adam Sandler's dialogue is replaced with the dress rehearsal version, and a visible boom microphone is edited out of a wide shot.