| Game Show | Suckerpunch |
| Steve Martin | ... | Chet Butell |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mark Strobel#2 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Christy Reynolds |
| Mike Myers | ... | Scott Felstad |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob Van Arks |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Sabrina Boyd |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕When Ellen Cleghorne punches Kevin Nealon, the sound effect is heard a second too late. Steve Martin ad-libs "Beautiful delay on that." In reruns, this portion is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.