| Sketch | Van Morrison Concert |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Alan |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spectator |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | spectator |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Liz |
| Tim Meadows | ... | spectator |
| David Spade | ... | spectator |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | spectator |
| Tom Davis | ... | stadium announcer Voice |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | spectator |
| Terry Turner | ... | spectator |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with "Million Dollar Zombie" from 03.21.1992.
♬Van Morrison - "Moondance"