| Sketch | The Life and Times of Johnny Hildo |
| Jason Priestley | ... | Johnny Hildo |
| Chris Farley | ... | guard |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Wiltern |
| Mike Myers | ... | student |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Larry Bagina |
| Chris Rock | ... | student |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | student |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Kristin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | student |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| David Spade | ... | student |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | student |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |