March 14, 1992#1
| Cold Opening | 17th Annual Star Trek Convention |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jerry Brown |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Live Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | trekkie |
| Al Franken | ... | Paul Tsongas |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Mike Myers | ... | trekkie |
| David Spade | ... | trekkie |