| Sketch | Hitting on Women |
| Sketch | Sex Games |
| Sketch | Interrogation |
| Musical Performance | "Alive" |
| Sketch | Security Check |
| Sketch | Ernie's |
| Musical Performance | "Porch" |
| Sketch | Porno Couple |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Commercial |
| Tom Davis | ... | technician |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spokesperson |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | motorist |
| Tim Meadows | ... | paramedic |
| Sketch | Flippy, The Flipping Chihuahua |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lyle Clark |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Mrs. Crabshell |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Brenda Clark |
| Mike Myers | ... | owner |
| Commercial |
| Tom Davis | ... | friend |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Phyllis |
| Chris Farley | ... | husband |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | wife |
| Mike Myers | ... | spokesperson |
| Sketch | Interrogation |
| Dana Carvey | ... | interrogator |
| Chris Farley | ... | interrogator |
| Phil Hartman | ... | interrogator |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Rob Schneider |
Report on helping the environment | |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... |
Queen Shenequa
Editorial on income taxes |
| Victoria Jackson |
Song"I Love A Cop" |
| Sketch | Security Check |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guard |
| Tom Davis | ... | gate announcer Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | traveler |
| Phil Hartman | ... | pilot |
| Tim Meadows | ... | pilot |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guard |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guard |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar Live |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Sketch | Flippy, The Flipping Chihuahua |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | technician |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spokesperson |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | motorist |
| Tim Meadows | ... | paramedic |
| Sketch | Hitting on Women |
| Sharon Stone | ... | patron |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | patron |
| Chris Farley | ... | patron |
| Adam Sandler | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Flippy, The Flipping Chihuahua |
| Sharon Stone | ... | owner |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lyle Clark |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Mrs. Crabshell |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Brenda Clark |
| Mike Myers | ... | owner |
| Commercial |
| Ken Stabler | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | friend |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Phyllis |
| Chris Farley | ... | husband |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | wife |
| Mike Myers | ... | spokesperson |
| Sketch | Interrogation |
| Dana Carvey | ... | interrogator |
| Chris Farley | ... | interrogator |
| Phil Hartman | ... | interrogator |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Rob Schneider |
Report on helping the environment | |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... |
Queen Shenequa
Editorial on income taxes |
| Victoria Jackson |
Song"I Love A Cop" |
| Sketch | Security Check |
| Sharon Stone | ... | traveler |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guard |
| Tom Davis | ... | gate announcer Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | traveler |
| Phil Hartman | ... | pilot |
| Tim Meadows | ... | pilot |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guard |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guard |
| Commercial |
| Sharon Stone | ... | neighbor |
| Dana Carvey | ... | neighbor |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | neighbor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Sharon Stone | ... | neighbor |
| Dana Carvey | ... | neighbor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | visitor |
| Commercial |
| Sharon Stone | ... | neighbor |
| Dana Carvey | ... | neighbor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | sister |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sharon Stone | 9 | ||||
| Pearl Jam | 3 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 1 | ||||
| Ken Stabler | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Beth Cahill | |||||
| Dana Carvey | 7 | 2 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Siobhan Fallon | 3 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 5 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 10 | 5 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 1 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 1 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | ||||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 2 | 1 | |||
| Fred Wolf | 1 | ||||
| Warren Hutcherson | 1 | ||||
| Dan McGrath | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Terry Turner | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| 77 | 6 | 10 |