| Sketch |
| Beth Cahill | ... | spectator |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | spectator |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | spectator |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | spectator |
| Tim Meadows | ... | security guard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | spectator |
| Adam Sandler | ... | security guard |
| Rob Schneider | ... | The Sensitive Naked Man |
| Jim Pitt | ... | spectator |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |