| Sketch | Founding Fathers |
| Tim Robbins | ... | Thomas Jefferson |
| Chris Farley | ... | reporter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Benjamin Franklin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | George Washington |
| Rob Schneider | ... | reporter |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | reporter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clive Bradshaw |
| David Spade | ... | reporter |
| Tom Davis | ... | reporter |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |