| Sketch | The Gloria Brigade |
| Sinbad | ... | captain |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | narrator Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | sergeant |
| Chris Farley | ... | cook |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Captain Reynolds |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Private Hickey |
| Chris Rock | ... | Grover |
| Rob Schneider | ... | corporal |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Louis |
| Adam Sandler | ... | soldier |
| David Spade | ... | soldier |
| Tom Davis | ... | soldier |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | soldier |
| Terry Turner | ... | doctor |