| Sketch | McDonald's |
| Tom Arnold | ... | Kevin O'Brien |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Chris Farley | ... | Les Holmgren |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | cashier |
| Tim Meadows | ... | bodyguard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jim |
| Chris Rock | ... | cashier |
| Rob Schneider | ... | customer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Jim Pitt | ... | customer |
| Grafton True | ... | customer |