January 9, 1993#1
| Cold Opening | An Open Letter To The Chicago Bears |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | Bill Swerski |
| George Wendt | ... | Bob Swerski |
| Mike Ditka | Live | |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pat Arnold |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski |
| Cold Opening | An Open Letter To The Chicago Bears |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | Bill Swerski |
| George Wendt | ... | Bob Swerski |
| Mike Ditka | Live | |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pat Arnold |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski |