| Cold Opening | Open House |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Giorgio Armani | ... | Giuliano Amato |
| Chris Farley | ... | wrestler |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | crazy person |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Alan Demming |
| Tim Meadows | ... | crazy person |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Lord Of Destruction |
| David Spade | ... | guard |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Live Voice |