| Cold Opening | Dateline NBC |
| Sketch | The Mimic Mimic See, Mimic Do |
| Musical Performance | "Get Out Of My Way" |
| Sketch | Français “French Class” |
| Show | Soap Opera Digest Doctors, Nurses and Patients |
| Musical Performance | "Biker Like an Icon" |
| Show | Naked Woman Theatre |
| Musical Performance | "Hey Jude" |
| Cold Opening | Dateline NBC |
| Mike Myers | ... | Stone Phillips |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jane Pauley |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Mimic Mimic See, Mimic Do |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Ruta Lee /Eve Devereaux |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Victor Devereaux Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| John Zonars | ... | hijacker Still |
| Kevin Nealon |
Subliminal EditorialBill Clinton | |
| Adam Sandler |
Song"Red Hooded Sweatshirt" | |
| Steve Koren | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Français “French Class” |
| Chris Farley | ... | student |
| Phil Hartman | ... | frenchman |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | frenchman |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Robert |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | student |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Curtis |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Brian |
| Show | Soap Opera Digest Doctors, Nurses and Patients |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Vince Paley /Taylor Middleton |
| Mike Myers | ... | David Middleton |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Helen DeSanto |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Harriet |
| Sketch |
| Chris Farley | ... | Cindy Crawford |
| Mike Myers | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Tammy |
| Tim Meadows | ... | friend |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Lucy Brawn |
| David Spade | ... | Christy Henderson |
| Commercial |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jay Leno |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Patti LaBelle |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Get Out Of My Way" |
| Musical Performance | "Biker Like an Icon" |
| Sketch |
| Chris Farley | ... | Cindy Crawford#1 |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Tammy#1 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Lucy Brawn#2 |
| David Spade | ... | Christy Henderson#2 |
| Cold Opening | Dateline NBC |
| Mike Myers | ... | Stone Phillips |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jane Pauley#3 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | The Mimic Mimic See, Mimic Do |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Simon Bain /The Mimic |
| Paul McCartney | ... | Jamison |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Ruta Lee /Eve Devereaux |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Victor Devereaux Voice |
♬Duke Ellington - "Upper and Outest"
| Musical Performance | "Get Out Of My Way" |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| John Zonars | ... | hijacker Still |
| Kevin Nealon |
Subliminal EditorialBill Clinton | |
| Adam Sandler |
Song"Red Hooded Sweatshirt" | |
| Steve Koren | ... | audience member |
| Paul McCartney | ||
| Linda McCartney |
⁕Adam Sandler originally performed his song at the 01.16.1993 dress rehearsal.
| Sketch | Français “French Class” |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Mr. Nobek |
| Chris Farley | ... | student |
| Phil Hartman | ... | frenchman |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | frenchman |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Robert |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | student |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Curtis |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Brian |
♬Nicky James & Nigel Sawyer - "Streets Of Paris"
| Show | Soap Opera Digest Doctors, Nurses and Patients |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Trent Dereks |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Vince Paley /Taylor Middleton |
| Mike Myers | ... | David Middleton |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Helen DeSanto |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Harriet |
♬Eric Swan - "Romantic Legend"
| Musical Performance | "Biker Like an Icon" |
| Sketch |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Todd |
| Chris Farley | ... | Cindy Crawford#1 |
| Mike Myers | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Tammy#1 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | friend |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Lucy Brawn#2 |
| David Spade | ... | Christy Henderson#2 |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Show | Naked Woman Theatre |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Alistair Reems |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | David Hasselhoff |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jay Leno#3 |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Patti LaBelle |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Hey Jude" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alec Baldwin | 7 | 1 | |||
| Paul McCartney | 7 | ||||
| Blair Cunningham | 3 | ||||
| Linda McCartney | 4 | ||||
| Robbie McIntosh | 3 | ||||
| Hamish Stuart | 3 | ||||
| Wix Wickens | 3 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 2 | |||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Rock | |||||
| Rob Schneider | 3 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 1 | 1 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| David Spade | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Caminiti | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Wally Feresten | 1 | ||||
| Mark Jankeloff | 1 | ||||
| Steve Koren | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Melina Root | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | ||||
| John Zonars | 1 | 1 | |||
| 73 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 1 |