| Cold Opening | Beverly Hills Town Meeting |
| Sting | ... | Rod Stewart |
| Chris Farley | ... | Rob Reiner |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton#10 Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Eisner |
| Chris Rock | ... | Michael Jackson#4 |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Tori Spelling#4 |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Zonars | ... | audience member |