| Sketch | Jack McManus Bar |
| Miranda Richardson | ... | Margaret |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jack McManus |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | patron |
| Rob Schneider | ... | patron |
| Robert Smigel | ... | patron |
| Terry Turner | ... | patron |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.