| Cold Opening | Rock For Michael |
| Sketch | Subway Musician |
| Sketch | Wave Starter |
| Musical Performance | "Cryin'" |
| Sketch | Bad Dancer |
| Sketch | Garage Sale |
| Musical Performance | "Sweet Emotion" |
| Show | History's Great Over-Thinkers |
| Cold Opening | Rock For Michael |
| Monologue |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | audience member |
| Dave Attell | ... | audience member |
| Tom Davis | ... | audience member |
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | audience member |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | audience member |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Chris Farley | ... | kid |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | parent |
| Rob Schneider | ... | kid |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | parent |
| Sketch | Subway Musician |
| Adam Sandler | ... | harmonica player |
| Rob Schneider | ... | musician |
| David Spade | ... | commuter |
| Sketch | Wave Starter |
| Chris Farley | ... | spectator |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spectator |
| Mike Myers | ... | spectator |
| Adam Sandler | ... | spectator |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | wife |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne |
Commentary on foreign guys | |
| Norm MacDonald |
Commentary on going to prison |
| Sketch | Bad Dancer |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | patron |
| Chris Farley | ... | patron |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | patron |
| Mike Myers | ... | band member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Joe |
| Adam Sandler | ... | patron |
| Rob Schneider | ... | patron |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jamie |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | employee |
| Jay Mohr | ... | employee |
| Sketch |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Chris Farley | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | customer |
| David Spade | ... | Karl |
| Sketch | Garage Sale |
| Chris Farley | ... | Derek |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. MacEntire |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mr. Henry |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Stan |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Canteen Boy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | mother |
| Show |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Todd Bridges |
| David Spade | ... | Crispin Glover |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Christopher Walken |
| Marci Klein | ... | caller Still |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | History's Great Over-Thinkers |
| Cold Opening | Rock For Michael |
| Show | History's Great Over-Thinkers |
| Cold Opening | Rock For Michael |
| Joe Perry | Live | |
| Steven Tyler | Live | |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Dr. Dre |
| Chris Farley | ... | Meat Loaf |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Gifford |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Cindy Wilson |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Snoop Doggy Dogg |
| Mike Myers | ... | Charlie Reid |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | James Taylor |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Eddie Vedder |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Fred Schneider |
| David Spade | ... | David Pirner |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Kate Pierson |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Craig Reid |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Billy Idol |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Natalie Merchant |
| Monologue |
| Jeff Goldblum | ||
| Laura Dern | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ... | audience member |
| Dave Attell | ... | audience member |
| Tom Davis | ... | audience member |
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | audience member |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | audience member |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Chris Farley | ... | kid |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | parent |
| Rob Schneider | ... | kid |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | parent |
| Sketch | Subway Musician |
| Jeff Goldblum | ... | commuter |
| Adam Sandler | ... | harmonica player |
| Rob Schneider | ... | musician |
| David Spade | ... | commuter |
| Sketch | Wave Starter |
| Jeff Goldblum | ... | Michael |
| Chris Farley | ... | spectator |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spectator |
| Mike Myers | ... | spectator |
| Adam Sandler | ... | spectator |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | wife |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |
| Musical Performance | "Cryin'" |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne |
Commentary on foreign guys | |
| Norm MacDonald |
Commentary on going to prison |
| Sketch | Bad Dancer |
| Jeff Goldblum | ... | date |
| Aerosmith | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | patron |
| Chris Farley | ... | patron |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | patron |
| Mike Myers | ... | band member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Joe |
| Adam Sandler | ... | patron |
| Rob Schneider | ... | patron |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jamie |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | employee |
| Jay Mohr | ... | employee |
♬Death To The Legion - "Jump They Say"
| Sketch |
| Jeff Goldblum | ||
| Steven Tyler | ||
| Akeyla Cleghorne | ... | daughter |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Chris Farley | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | customer |
| David Spade | ... | Karl |
| Sketch | Garage Sale |
| Jeff Goldblum | ... | Peter McGrath |
| Chris Farley | ... | Derek |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. MacEntire |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mr. Henry |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Stan |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Canteen Boy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | mother |
| Andy Murphy | ... | neighbor |
| Show |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Todd Bridges |
| David Spade | ... | Crispin Glover |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Christopher Walken |
| Marci Klein | ... | caller Still |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 10.02.1993 dress rehearsal.
| Show | History's Great Over-Thinkers |
| Jeff Goldblum | ... | host |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Thomas Edison |
| Mike Myers | ... | Albert Einstein |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Orville Wright |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Leonardo da Vinci |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jeff Goldblum | 7 | ||||
| Aerosmith | 3 | ||||
| Joe Perry | 1 | ||||
| Steven Tyler | 2 | ||||
| Akeyla Cleghorne | 1 | ||||
| Laura Dern | 1 | ||||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 6 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 4 | 2 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 2 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Rob Schneider | 7 | 2 | |||
| David Spade | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Julia Sweeney | 4 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Norm MacDonald | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jay Mohr | 3 | 2 | |||
| Dave Attell | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Marci Klein | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Michael Shoemaker | 1 | ||||
| Sarah Silverman | 2 | 1 | |||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| George Young | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | ||||
| 87 | 3 | 21 | 1 | 1 |