| Show | The Vallencourt Boys |
| Christian Slater | ... | Tommy Donnelly |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Rodney Cartwright |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bobby Vallencourt |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Tony Vallencourt |
| Rob Schneider | ... | caller Voice |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
♬The Standells - "Dirty Water"