| Cold Opening | Planet of the Apes |
| Musical Performance | "Knockin' On Mine" |
| Sketch | Career Day |
| Sketch | Bag Boy |
| Musical Performance | "Can't Hardly Wait" |
| Show | The Ten Commandments |
| Cold Opening | Planet of the Apes |
| Chris Farley | ||
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | ||
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Cornelius Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer /Virgil |
| Jay Mohr | ||
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Dave Wilson | Voice |
| Monologue |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | audience member |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | audience member |
| Tom Davis | ... | audience member |
| Lorne Michaels |
| Show |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | caller Voice |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | guest |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guest |
| Adam Sandler | ... | guest |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guest |
| David Spade | ... | Richie |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | guest |
| Jay Mohr | ... | guest |
| Sketch | Career Day |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Sebina The Concubine |
| Chris Farley | ... | Marius The Centurion |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | student |
| Tim Meadows | ... | student |
| Mike Myers | ... | Cyrus The Leper |
| Adam Sandler | ... | student |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Avrum The Shepherd |
| David Spade | ... | student |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Ruth |
| Jay Mohr | ... | student |
| Sketch | Bag Boy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | manager |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | customer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | teenager |
| Rob Schneider | ... | cashier Voice |
| David Spade | ... | teenager |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Haden |
| Musical Performance | "Can't Hardly Wait" |
| Show | The Ten Commandments |
| Phil Hartman | ... | God Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Edward G. Robinson /Dathan |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Israelite |
| Commercial |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mr. O'Malley |
| Adam Sandler | ... | The Herlihy Boy |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Planet of the Apes |
| Charlton Heston | Live | |
| Chris Farley | ||
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | ||
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Cornelius Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer /Virgil |
| Jay Mohr | ||
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Dave Wilson | Voice | |
| Harvey Kaplan | ... | ape |
| Monologue |
| Charlton Heston | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ... | audience member |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | audience member |
| Tom Davis | ... | audience member |
| Lorne Michaels |
| Show |
| Charlton Heston | ... | Patrick O'Callahan |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | caller Voice |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | guest |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guest |
| Adam Sandler | ... | guest |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guest |
| David Spade | ... | Richie |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | guest |
| Jay Mohr | ... | guest |
♬Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up"
| Commercial |
| Charlton Heston | ... | President Dexter |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Andy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Senator Powell |
| Sketch | Career Day |
| Charlton Heston | ... | Menalaius The False Prophet |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Sebina The Concubine |
| Chris Farley | ... | Marius The Centurion |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | student |
| Tim Meadows | ... | student |
| Mike Myers | ... | Cyrus The Leper |
| Adam Sandler | ... | student |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Avrum The Shepherd |
| David Spade | ... | student |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Ruth |
| Jay Mohr | ... | student |
| Sketch | Bag Boy |
| Charlton Heston | ... | Elwin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | manager |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | customer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | teenager |
| Rob Schneider | ... | cashier Voice |
| David Spade | ... | teenager |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Haden |
| Musical Performance | "Can't Hardly Wait" |
| Show | The Ten Commandments |
| Charlton Heston | ... | Moses |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | God Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Edward G. Robinson /Dathan |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Israelite |
| Commercial |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mr. O'Malley |
| Adam Sandler | ... | The Herlihy Boy |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Charlton Heston | 8 | 1 | |||
| Paul Westerberg | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 1 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 4 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 4 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| David Spade | 4 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 5 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Norm MacDonald | 1 | ||||
| Jay Mohr | 4 | 1 | |||
| Sarah Silverman | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | 2 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| George Young | 1 | ||||
| Harvey Kaplan | 1 | ||||
| 73 | 6 | 4 | 12 |