| Cold Opening | Planet of the Apes |
| Charlton Heston | Live | |
| Chris Farley | ||
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | ||
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Cornelius Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer /Virgil |
| Jay Mohr | ||
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Dave Wilson | Voice | |
| Harvey Kaplan | ... | ape |
| Cold Opening | Planet of the Apes |
| Charlton Heston | Live | |
| Chris Farley | ||
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | ||
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Cornelius Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer /Virgil |
| Jay Mohr | ||
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Dave Wilson | Voice | |
| Harvey Kaplan | ... | ape |