| Sketch | Crab Lice Singles Club |
| Sally Field | ... | Sherry Walker |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | member |
| Chris Farley | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | member |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | member |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Keith |
| Mike Myers | ... | member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mike Dunlap |
| Adam Sandler | ... | member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Jerry |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | member |
| David Spade | ... | member |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Linda |