| Show | The Road To Self-Improvement |
| Jason Patric | ... | Kevin |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | model |
| Chris Farley | ... | kid |
| Phil Hartman | ... | client |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | model |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mark |
| David Spade | ... | Don Lapre#2 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | announcer Voice |