| Cold Opening | Goodfellas |
| Sketch | Canteen Boy Goes Camping |
| Sketch | Playground |
| Musical Performance | "C'est La Vie" |
| Game Show | Family Feud |
| Sketch | Romantic Men |
| Sketch | The Adventures Of Tiny Elvis Microscopic Elvis “Tiny Trouble in Regular-Size Las Vegas” |
| Musical Performance | "Can't Help Falling In Love" |
| Show | Pyramid Of Pain “Weight Loss Program” |
| Miscellaneous | Dressing Room |
| Cold Opening | Goodfellas |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Denise "Who Let Her Kind In Here" Washington |
| Chris Farley | ... | Bobby Buckethead |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Johnny Big Balls |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Coldsore Carol |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Naked Derek |
| Mike Myers | ... | Johnny The Informer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Nick "The Puppet" Lamponi |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Ed The Complete Idiot |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Jimmy Five Times |
| David Spade | ... | Out Of Focus Eddie |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Gina "The Clap" Vinetti |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Richie Pause-N-Shout |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Jimmy Two Times |
| Dave Attell | ... | Frankie Carbone |
| Steve Koren | ... | Anthony "Santa" DeJenko |
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | ... | Pete The Pedophile |
| Fred Wolf | ... | Skinny Lou |
| Sketch | Canteen Boy Goes Camping |
| Chris Farley | ... | scout |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Canteen Boy |
| David Spade | ... | scout |
| Jay Mohr | ... | scout |
| Game Show | Family Feud |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ray Combs |
| Tim Meadows | ... | James Baldwin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob Fitzgerald |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Karen Fitzgerald |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Bob Fitzgerald Jr. |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Jody Fitzgerald |
| Don Pardo | Voice |
| Sketch | Romantic Men |
| Chris Farley | ... | Wally |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Van Piedmont |
| Mike Myers | ... | Guy Young |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | girlfriend |
| Sketch | The Adventures Of Tiny Elvis Microscopic Elvis “Tiny Trouble in Regular-Size Las Vegas” |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Red West |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Tiny Elvis |
| Show | Pyramid Of Pain “Weight Loss Program” |
| Chris Farley | ... | audience member |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | client |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Adam Sandler | ... | audience member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Danny S. |
| Dave Attell | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | The Adventures Of Tiny Elvis Microscopic Elvis “Tiny Trouble in Regular-Size Las Vegas” |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Sonny West |
| Kim Basinger | ... | Ann-Margret /Dr. Bonnie Stevens |
| Sketch | The Adventures Of Tiny Elvis Microscopic Elvis “Tiny Trouble in Regular-Size Las Vegas” |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Adventures Of Tiny Elvis Microscopic Elvis “Tiny Trouble in Regular-Size Las Vegas” |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Sonny West |
| Kim Basinger | ... | Ann-Margret /Dr. Bonnie Stevens |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Red West |
| Cold Opening | Goodfellas |
| Alec Baldwin | Live | |
| Kim Basinger | ... | Stacey |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Denise "Who Let Her Kind In Here" Washington |
| Chris Farley | ... | Bobby Buckethead |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Johnny Big Balls |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Coldsore Carol |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Naked Derek |
| Mike Myers | ... | Johnny The Informer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Nick "The Puppet" Lamponi |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Ed The Complete Idiot |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Jimmy Five Times |
| David Spade | ... | Out Of Focus Eddie |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Gina "The Clap" Vinetti |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Richie Pause-N-Shout |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Jimmy Two Times |
| Dave Attell | ... | Frankie Carbone |
| Steve Koren | ... | Anthony "Santa" DeJenko |
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | ... | Pete The Pedophile |
| Fred Wolf | ... | Skinny Lou |
♬Tony Bennett - "Rags to Riches"
| Monologue |
⁕This monologue is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Canteen Boy Goes Camping |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Scoutmaster Armstrong |
| Chris Farley | ... | scout |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Canteen Boy#5 |
| David Spade | ... | scout |
| Jay Mohr | ... | scout |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is preceded by a disclaimer and voiceover by Jim Downey.
⁕In reruns, a second owl hoot and Adam Sandler's response is removed, and an alternate camera angle is used in the final scene.
| Sketch | Playground |
| Kim Basinger | ... | Robin |
| Mike Myers | ... | Phillip#2 |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
♬Jim Lawless - "Cocus"
| Game Show | Family Feud |
| Alec Baldwin | ||
| Kim Basinger | ||
| Billy Baldwin | ||
| Stephen Baldwin | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ray Combs |
| Tim Meadows | ... | James Baldwin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob Fitzgerald |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Karen Fitzgerald |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Bob Fitzgerald Jr. |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Jody Fitzgerald |
| Don Pardo | Voice |
⁕In a close-up of the game board, the answer "Toilet" from the previous survey is seen being removed. This is fixed in reruns.
| Sketch | Romantic Men |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | romantic man |
| Chris Farley | ... | Wally |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Van Piedmont |
| Mike Myers | ... | Guy Young |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | girlfriend |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Sketch | The Adventures Of Tiny Elvis Microscopic Elvis “Tiny Trouble in Regular-Size Las Vegas” |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Sonny West |
| Kim Basinger | ... | Ann-Margret /Dr. Bonnie Stevens |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Red West |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Tiny Elvis |
⁕In reruns, the timing of the explosion footage is fixed.
⁕In one shot of Rob Schneider under the microscope, his sunglasses accidentally fall off. This shot is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬Elvis Presley - "Mystery Train"
| Musical Performance | "Can't Help Falling In Love" |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Show | Pyramid Of Pain “Weight Loss Program” |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Mickey Ross |
| Chris Farley | ... | audience member |
| Phil Hartman | ... | client |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Adam Sandler | ... | audience member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Danny S. |
| Dave Attell | ... | audience member |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
⁕Chris Farley flubs his question. Consequently, the dress rehearsal version is used in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alec Baldwin | 7 | 1 | |||
| Kim Basinger | 6 | 1 | |||
| UB40 | 2 | ||||
| Billy Baldwin | 1 | ||||
| Stephen Baldwin | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 1 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 5 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 1 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 2 | |||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 3 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 3 | ||||
| David Spade | 2 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Norm MacDonald | 1 | ||||
| Jay Mohr | 3 | ||||
| Sarah Silverman | 1 | ||||
| Dave Attell | 2 | ||||
| Steve Koren | 1 | ||||
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Wolf | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 64 | 2 | 6 | 4 |