| Show |
| Nancy Kerrigan | ... | Linda |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Denise Heyworth |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Brian |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | caller Voice |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | sex line operator Voice |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
♬John Waite - "Missing You"
♬Rainbow - "Since You Been Gone"