| Cold Opening | Rockers To Help Explain Whitewater |
| Cindy Crawford | Live | |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Tina Turner |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jerry Garcia |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Elton John |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Wynonna Judd |
| Michael McKean | ... | Elvis Costello |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Aaron Neville |
| Mike Myers | ... | Garth Brooks |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Bolton |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Axl Rose |
| Rob Schneider | ... | K.D. Lang |
| David Spade | ... | Kurt Cobain |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Naomi Judd |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Flea |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Anthony Kiedis |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Cher |