| Cold Opening | Investment Tips |
| Show | Inhibited Dance Party USA |
| Sketch | Yankee Stadium Opening Day |
| Musical Performance | "Pocket of a Clown" |
| Sketch | 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea |
| Show | Sunday Morning |
| Sketch | Something Smells Good in Stinkville |
| Musical Performance | "Fast as You" |
| Sketch | Foot Locker |
| Sketch | Something Smells Good in Stinkville Part Two |
| Musical Sketch | Iron John: The Musical |
| Sketch | Something Smells Good in Stinkville Part Three |
| Cold Opening | Investment Tips |
| Michael McKean | ... | investor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | investor |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | investor |
| Jay Mohr | ... | waiter |
| Show | Inhibited Dance Party USA |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | dancer |
| Chris Farley | ... | dancer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | dancer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | dancer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | dancer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Bruce Benedel |
| Rob Schneider | ... | dancer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | dancer |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | dancer |
| Dave Attell | ... | dancer |
| Steve Koren | ... | dancer |
| Steve Lookner | ... | dancer |
| David Mandel | ... | dancer |
| Lew Morton | ... | dancer |
| Robert Smigel | ... | dancer |
| Sketch | Yankee Stadium Opening Day |
| Chris Farley | ... | Andrew Giuliani |
| Phil Hartman | ... | anthem singer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | David Dinkins |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Rudy Giuliani |
| Lew Morton | ... | spectator |
| Fred Wolf | ... | spectator |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Tim Meadows | ... |
Mustafah Mohammed Commentary on Whitewater |
| Chris Farley |
Report on spring break in Cancun | |
| David Spade |
| Sketch | 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Kirk Douglas /Ned Land |
| Mike Myers | ... | Paul Lukas /Professor Pierre Arronax |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Peter Lorre /Conseil |
| Jay Mohr | ... | seaman |
| Sketch | Something Smells Good in Stinkville |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | wife |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Foot Locker |
| Chris Farley | ... | presenter |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | secretary Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Captain Jim |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Pedro |
| Sketch | Something Smells Good in Stinkville Part Two |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | wife |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Sketch | Iron John: The Musical |
| Chris Farley | ... | chef |
| Phil Hartman | ... | minister |
| Michael McKean | ... | disc jockey |
| Rob Schneider | ... | police officer |
| Sketch | Something Smells Good in Stinkville Part Three |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | wife |
| Michael McKean | ... | townsperson |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | townsperson |
| Sketch | Yankee Stadium Opening Day |
| Sketch | 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea |
| Kelsey Grammer | ... | James Mason /Captain Nemo |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Kirk Douglas /Ned Land |
| Mike Myers | ... | Paul Lukas /Professor Pierre Arronax |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Peter Lorre /Conseil |
| Cold Opening | Investment Tips |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Hillary Clinton Live |
| Michael McKean | ... | investor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | investor |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | investor |
| Jay Mohr | ... | waiter |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
| Show | Inhibited Dance Party USA |
| Kelsey Grammer | ... | dancer |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | dancer |
| Chris Farley | ... | dancer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | dancer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | dancer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | dancer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Bruce Benedel |
| Rob Schneider | ... | dancer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | dancer |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | dancer |
| Dave Attell | ... | dancer |
| Steve Koren | ... | dancer |
| Steve Lookner | ... | dancer |
| David Mandel | ... | dancer |
| Lew Morton | ... | dancer |
| Robert Smigel | ... | dancer |
♬U2 - "Mysterious Ways"
♬Salt-N-Pepa - "Whatta Man"
♬The Contours - "Do You Love Me"
♬C+C Music Factory - "Gonna Make You Sweat"
♬The Isley Brothers - "Shout"
| Sketch | Yankee Stadium Opening Day |
| Kelsey Grammer | ... | Johnson |
| Sy Sperling | ||
| Chris Farley | ... | Andrew Giuliani |
| Phil Hartman | ... | anthem singer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | David Dinkins |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Rudy Giuliani |
| Lew Morton | ... | spectator |
| Fred Wolf | ... | spectator |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Tim Meadows | ... |
Mustafah Mohammed Commentary on Whitewater |
| Chris Farley |
Report on spring break in Cancun | |
| David Spade |
| Sketch | 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea |
| Kelsey Grammer | ... | James Mason /Captain Nemo |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Kirk Douglas /Ned Land |
| Mike Myers | ... | Paul Lukas /Professor Pierre Arronax |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Peter Lorre /Conseil |
| Jay Mohr | ... | seaman |
♬Akira Ifukube - "Mechagodzilla II"
| Sketch | Something Smells Good in Stinkville |
| Kelsey Grammer | ... | husband |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | wife |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Foot Locker |
| Kelsey Grammer | ... | Mr. Shepherd |
| Chris Farley | ... | presenter |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | secretary Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Captain Jim |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Pedro |
| Sketch | Something Smells Good in Stinkville Part Two |
| Kelsey Grammer | ... | husband |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | wife |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Kelsey Grammer breaks character while delivering his last line.
| Musical Sketch | Iron John: The Musical |
| Kelsey Grammer | ... | professor |
| Chris Farley | ... | chef |
| Phil Hartman | ... | minister |
| Michael McKean | ... | disc jockey |
| Rob Schneider | ... | police officer |
| Sketch | Something Smells Good in Stinkville Part Three |
| Kelsey Grammer | ... | husband |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | wife |
| Michael McKean | ... | townsperson |
| Rob Schneider | ... | townsperson |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kelsey Grammer | 9 | 1 | |||
| Dwight Yoakam | 2 | ||||
| Jan Hooks | 1 | 1 | |||
| Sy Sperling | 2 | ||||
| Manute Bol | 1 | ||||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 4 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 6 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Michael McKean | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Mike Myers | 1 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 7 | 1 | 3 | ||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | ||||
| Norm MacDonald | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jay Mohr | 2 | ||||
| Sarah Silverman | 1 | ||||
| Dave Attell | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Koren | 1 | ||||
| Steve Lookner | 1 | ||||
| David Mandel | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Lew Morton | 2 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Wolf | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | ||||
| 77 | 2 | 9 | 10 |