| Sketch | Plucky Ninjas |
| John Goodman | ... | ninja |
| Chris Farley | ... | ninja |
| Phil Hartman | ... | ninja |
| Michael McKean | ... | ninja |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Steve |
| Mike Myers | ... | ninja |
| Adam Sandler | ... | ninja |
| Rob Schneider | ... | ninja |
| David Spade | ... | ninja |
| Jim Downey | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |