| Sketch | Melrose Place |
| Show | Hot Button |
| Musical Performance | "Throb" |
| Sketch | Across The Bar |
| Show | Amazing Time Savers |
| Show | L'Homme d'Orgasme |
| Musical Performance | "Any Time, Any Place" |
| Musical Sketch | So Long, Farewell |
| Cold Opening |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman Live |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Marci Klein | ... | caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | Tina Wina /caller Voice |
| Sketch | Melrose Place |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jake |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Alison |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Billy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Michael |
| David Spade | ... | Jane |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jo |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Matt |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Sydney |
| Show | Hot Button |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clarence Thomas |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Norm MacDonald |
Homophobic correspondent | |
| Adam Sandler |
Song"Summer Love" | |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Captain Jim |
| Show | Amazing Time Savers |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Susan |
| Mike Myers | ... | Richard Hayden |
| Adam Sandler | ... | David Brenner Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | caller Voice |
| David Spade | ... | caller Voice |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | caller Voice |
| Jim Downey | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | caller Voice |
| Show | L'Homme d'Orgasme |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | waitress |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Orgasm Guy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | friend |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | friend |
| Musical Sketch | So Long, Farewell |
| Musical Sketch | So Long, Farewell |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Zoraida |
| Chris Farley | ... | Matt Foley |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Lucy Brawn |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| David Spade | ... | Christy Henderson |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Cold Opening |
| Heather Locklear | ... | Lila Klein |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman Live |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Marci Klein | ... | caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | Tina Wina /caller Voice |
| Sketch | Melrose Place |
| Heather Locklear | ... | Amanda |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jake |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Alison |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Billy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Michael |
| David Spade | ... | Jane |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jo |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Matt |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Sydney |
| Show | Hot Button |
| Heather Locklear | ... | Trish McLeery |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clarence Thomas |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Norm MacDonald |
Homophobic correspondent | |
| Adam Sandler |
Song"Summer Love" | |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Captain Jim |
| Sketch | Across The Bar |
| Heather Locklear | ... | patron |
| Chris Farley | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | patron |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | patron |
♬Laszlo Bencker - "City Love"
| Show | Amazing Time Savers |
| Heather Locklear | ... | Janet Miles |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Susan |
| Mike Myers | ... | Richard Hayden |
| Adam Sandler | ... | David Brenner Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | caller Voice |
| David Spade | ... | caller Voice |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | caller Voice |
| Jim Downey | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | caller Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
⁕Richard Hayden is the name of David Spade's character in "Tommy Boy".
⁕At one point, Heather Locklear accidentally calls Mike Myers "John".
| Show | L'Homme d'Orgasme |
| Rafael Fuchs | ... | Jean-Marc |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | waitress |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Orgasm Guy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | friend |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | friend |
| Musical Sketch | So Long, Farewell |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Heather Locklear | 6 | ||||
| Janet Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Rafael Fuchs | 1 | ||||
| Jay Leno | 1 | ||||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 4 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 4 | 1 | |||
| Michael McKean | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 3 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Rob Schneider | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| David Spade | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Julia Sweeney | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Norm MacDonald | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jay Mohr | 3 | 1 | |||
| Sarah Silverman | 2 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marci Klein | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 2 | 3 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 70 | 12 | 7 | 12 |