| Sketch | Melrose Place |
| Heather Locklear | ... | Amanda |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jake |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Alison |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Billy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Michael |
| David Spade | ... | Jane |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jo |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Matt |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Sydney |