| Cold Opening | Clinton Auditions |
| Chris Elliott | ||
| Chris Farley | ||
| Tim Meadows | Live | |
| Adam Sandler | ||
| David Spade | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dave Wilson | Voice |
⁕Everything before Tim Meadows' segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Cold Opening | Clinton Auditions |
| Chris Elliott | ||
| Chris Farley | ||
| Tim Meadows | Live | |
| Adam Sandler | ||
| David Spade | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dave Wilson | Voice |
⁕Everything before Tim Meadows' segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.