| Sketch |
| Steve Martin | ... | pilot |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | flight attendant |
| Jim Downey | ... | captain Voice |
| Chris Elliott | ... | passenger |
| Chris Farley | ... | Total Bastard Airlines passenger |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | passenger |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | passenger |
| Michael McKean | ... | passenger |
| Tim Meadows | ... | passenger |
| Jay Mohr | ... | passenger |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Total Bastard Airlines passenger |
| David Spade | ... | Total Bastard Airlines steward |
| Andy Murphy | ... | passenger |