| Sketch | Quentin Tarantino's Welcome Back, Kotter |
| John Travolta | ... | Barbarino |
| Steve Buscemi | ... | Mr. Pink |
| David Lander | ... | Squiggy |
| Chris Elliott | ... | mobster |
| Chris Farley | ... | mobster |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Julie |
| Michael McKean | ... | Lenny |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Washington |
| Mike Myers | ... | Mr. Kotter |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Epstein |
| David Spade | ... | Horshack |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Mr. Woodman |