| Sketch | Time Boxer |
| George Foreman | ||
| Michael Buffer | ||
| Chris Elliott | ... | scientist |
| Chris Farley | ... | Benito Mussolini |
| Michael McKean | ... | scientist |
| Mike Myers | ... | Adolf Hitler |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | referee |
| David Spade | ... | Joseph Goebbels |
| Al Franken | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
♬Russell Garcia - "All the Time in the World"