| Sketch | Uncle Joe |
| George Foreman | ... | Uncle Joe |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Denise Tompkins |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | waitress |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Warren Tompkins |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | emcee |
| Adam Sandler | ... | guest |
| Earl Gardner | ... | band member |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | band member |
| Shawn Pelton | ... | band member |